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sqauts-and-other-stupid-shit:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

Nooo

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skrelp:

skrelp:

my sister got this lifesize cardboard cutout of sheldon from the big bang theory for christmas and i put him in my moms room right infront of the door and closed the door and waited in my room and i just heard the most terrified blood curdling scream come from her room followed by a lot of cursing at me

update, a surprise visitor during my moms morning shower

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bazinga

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unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

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stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

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thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

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damnthatswhack:

tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, Charmin. [@charmin]

Not fucking bad

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